The Best Man Job Ever: He made you laugh, cry, and pee in your pants 

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It’s not very often you see a masterful speech. Yes Obama speaks well, but he speaks like royalty. He speaks as if he’s said his speech a thousand times.

The best man at Joel’s wedding, Manny, delivered a different style of speech. It was a sincere speech given directly to Gail and Joel and 200 people just happened to be there. He had complete command of the audience and his message. It’s ironic because when I asked him about his speech before the wedding he said that his speech was serious and “not that funny”. He was half wrong. He took everyone through a slew of emotions.

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Some particularly funny moments (paraphrased) which might not make sense to you if you weren’t there:

  • This is the best man job ever….(after realization) ewww!
  • Gail’s minions
  • That skinny, skinny body
  • Gail just appeared
  • Joel is easy to please. Shave his head and buy him new clothes and he’s happy.
  • No one will have me (pulls down his sunglasses as he looks for any takers).

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In any case, whatever I write here or even if you watch the speech below, it won’t do any justice to witnessing the speech live.

On top of that, he had to follow a pretty good video.