All Together Now!: 30GB Zunes Failing Everywhere, All At Once 

Apparently, around 2:00 AM today, the Zune models either reset, or were already off. Upon when turning on, the thing loads up and… freezes with a full loading bar (as pictured above). I thought my brother was the only one with it, but then it happened to my Zune. Then I checked out the forums and it seems everyone with a 30GB HDD model has had this happen to them

via All Together Now!: 30GB Zunes Failing Everywhere, All At Once.

This is embarrassing if it’s not a hoax. Really embarrassing. Really really embarrassing.